UCF's Home for the Irate Intellectual and Rational Revolutionary

Fear not my dear fellow, for the time of enlightenment is at hand!  The University of Central Florida can indeed field an online news source for students, by students, that can be both thoughtful and entertaining. For  I, the great Hanen Wuifde Indruisen, did look unto the great, raging void of news and commentary from this grand academic institution and was confronted with such erstwhile pettiness and inaccuracy that it did pierce my heart with the most atrocious sorrow.  After a period of erstwhile grieving for the lost spirit of modern youth, I did call upon the strength to rise from my grave and walk the world anew.

No longer bound by the now anemic bonds of the bastard Death, my soul is once again aglow with fire of righteous indignation.  Now lit, I shall guide the spiritually adrift and silently suffering masses of this University into their full birthright.  Knowledge shall reign from the heavens and from the forlorn corners of this campus the academic and scholar will proudly stride forth once more.  Our rage at injustice both near and afar shall bring Democracy back to this institution, and from there it shall forever grow and multiply.

Now is the dawn of a new age.  Weary world worn wonderer your travels for campus news and assorted happenings has come to its apex.  Enlightenment is nigh!